Last weekend at the annual Crash 'n' Burn air show in Alfalfa, WV the crowd left with an empty feeling in their stomachs when then show ended without incident. "There wasn't a single crash the whole day" one spectator said. While another has this to say "You pay twelve dollars and spend the whole day on hot asphalt sweating like a pig in heat, the least they could do is crash one of those fancy schmancy jets". The producers of the show offered discounts to the attendees for next years show and promised that there would be at least three crashes and a hoard of on lookers would be injured. Although this promise did little to quell the angry mob as they ran out on to the tarmac and proceeded to flip over a Navy F18. Unfortunately there were still no injuries.
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