Seventy-Five people were found swimming in the indoor pool of Carnival Cruise Lines ship “The Interloper”. The advent of lower cruise prices has resulted in serious overcrowding of 3-5 day cruises. This past week a cruise official told us that the last cruise was overbooked by 473 passengers. “This is a serious safety concern because so many people use our indoor pool at night and the numbers of injuries are increasing exponentially.” “I was just trying to swim a couple of laps and was beaten severely by the hands and feet of other swimmers” said Riley Sadly. Mr. Sadly was picked up by a Coast Guard helicopter and transported to a hospital for treatment. A doctor in the E.R. was quoted as saying “It looked like a biblical stoning. I’ve never seen someone get so many injuries from taking a swim” For now the cruise lines are cutting back on over bookings and reserving the indoor pool for guests who pay for premium rooms. What lies in the future is anyone’s guess.
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