Raid On Brothel In Amish Country Yields Twelve Arrests

Pennsylvania Dutch country will never be viewed the same again after police raided this brothel and arrested twelve Amish women between the ages of nineteen and twenty-three for prostitution. Local authorities say that the countryside has been a hotbed for sexually transmitted diseases but no one knew the extent until now. Residents in nearby towns were outraged when they found out the young Amish whores had been spreading their venereal diseases all over the region. When asked why these seemingly upstanding women would take to lying down on the job, the brothel's manager had this to say "These young girls have grown tired of slaving for a few dollars. Churning butter and washing horses won't buy you a condo in Manhattan. The wages are appalling. These women wanted to better themselves and had to turn to the oldest profession in the world to make bank".