Straight Shoppers Appalled By Discriminatory Discount

A store in San Francisco, California is being bombarded by complaints after they offered a substantial discount to a certain group of shoppers. “We felt the need to reward those who are willing to stand up and Come Out” said the shop owner. Ms. Daisy Paisley of Knick Knacks & Other Crap is well known in the community as an activist for gay rights. “This is not discrimination, it’s a reward!” Ms. Paisley was quoted as saying. Local lawmakers are not sure what to do about this. “It would seem like discrimination plain and simple but is all reality it’s not” said an Anonymous source from inside the state assembly. For now however the discount stands and some people are not happy about it!